Meme-coin lottery — forward testPAPER ONLY

Strategy under test: many tiny bets, paid for by the rare monster. A win rate as low as 1% is fine — at $2.21 a bet, one true 1000x ($2.1M market cap from a ~$2.1k launch) returns roughly $1,900 and carries ~860 losers on its back. Everything below is measured through that lens: keep the future monsters in the net, cut everything else. No real money. Updated 2026-07-25 23:46 UTC · auto-refreshes every 5 min.
mint firehose: ok · 19s ago price marks: ok · 0s ago holder snapshots: ok · 0s ago

Collection — 15.8 hours of continuous capture

mints tracked
17,409
17,409 in 24h
priced (paper entries)
14,829
price marks
414,248
graduations
727
727 in 24h
holder snapshots
14,822
1–9 min after mint
creator résumés
3,177
witnessed rugs
35
≥$30k → drained = $0 return
blacklisted wallets
155
grows only, never forgives

Economics — does the tail pay for the body?

cost per $2 bet
$2.21
stake + 1% fee + priority + rent
big winners in cohort
137
true ATH ≥ $210k (~100x)
bets per big win
108
unfiltered — the number filters must shrink
basket EV per bet
$0.160
sell-at-30%-of-peak, rugs = $0
edge
-92.8%
must reach 0% to go live
breakeven 1000x rate
1 in ~860
what the math demands
best multiple seen
42,085x
true ATH vs paper entry
SOL
$74

Peak multiples — 14,829 priced launches (true ATHs)

≥1x
12,185 · 82.17%
≥2x
4,293 · 28.95%
≥5x
1,878 · 12.66%
≥10x
1,212 · 8.17%
≥100x
370 · 2.50%
≥1000x
107 · 0.72%

Filter scoreboard — ranked by bets per kept big winner

filterdecidesbetsrug% wins keptkeepbets/winbestEV
relaunch_of_winthinat_mint891.1%7051%115x$0.433
grad_firstat_migration1350.0%7655%2257x$2.280
grad_fast30at_migration4261.2%13498%320,302x$3.258
grad_entryat_migration4991.0%13699%420,302x$3.088
grad_oracleORACLEORACLE4991.0%13699%45,379x$2.242
uri_recycledat_mint4390.0%7454%615x$0.158
green5at_5m1,1250.2%9569%1280x$0.528
grad_provenat_migration1551.9%139%121,216x$3.923
buy_pressure5at_5m1,3350.0%10577%1329x$0.209
cr_true_firstat_mint1,6990.3%7655%22121x$0.278
holders_top10_gt50at_10m1,8121.0%6245%2920,302x$0.333
vol5_gt1kat_5m3,8670.7%12893%3027,894x$0.396
creator_freshat_mint4,3770.1%12692%354,053x$0.206
grad_slowthinat_migration730.0%21%361,987x$2.093
baselineat_mint14,8290.2%137100%1085,379x$0.160
A filter earns its place by cutting bets faster than it cuts winners — "keep" is the share of the cohort's 137 big winners it retained; a filter that boosts EV but drops the monsters is a trap. Green EV clears the cost line ($2.21). ORACLE = needs future knowledge, ceiling only. ONE-TOKEN = result rides on a single coin.

Strategy race — two books, same store, settled identically

MONSTER — grad + grind tranches; exit -50% trailing stop
+665.5%
429 bets · $947 deployed · $7,252 back · 135 big winners · top-1 81%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25429$947$7,252+665.5%
MONSTER-T25 — same book; tighter exit: -25% trailing stop
+788.0%
429 bets · $947 deployed · $8,412 back · 135 big winners · top-1 89%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25429$947$8,412+788.0%
HOURLY-HH — +$2 every hour a new high prints; exit -50% trailing stop
+344.8%
801 bets · $1,769 deployed · $7,867 back · 135 big winners · top-1 74%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25801$1,769$7,867+344.8%
MONSTER: $2 at graduation, +$2 at +24h/+72h only on higher highs; ruggers and serial-dud creators cut; exit −50% trailing stop, filled at the breaching quote. MONSTER-T25: same book, −25% stop. HOURLY-HH: +$2 every hour that prints a new high (max 48 adds), −50% stop. Open tranches mark to the last quote; daily rows accrue.

Staged entries — pyramid tickets into coins that keep proving themselves

planbetsdeployedreturnedROIwinners held
mint only14,829$32,745$2,373-92.8%137
graduation only499$1,102$1,541+39.8%136
grad + grind@24h499$1,102$1,541+39.8%136
grad + grind@24h+@72h499$1,102$1,541+39.8%136
Instead of one ticket at mint, tickets are added as a coin passes survival gates: graduation, then still-grinding a day later (≥$60k, within 50% of its high, live quote), then again at day 3. Winners grind for weeks — persistence is the signal. Gate tranches activate once coins age past each gate; each tranche settles at its own entry price.

Predictions

None yet — deliberately.
Predictions start publishing here when a filter stack clears the cost line over a multi-week window with a sample no single coin dominates. Current best honest candidate: buy at graduation — keeps ~93% of big winners in ~3% of the bets and sits above cost — with cheap pre-screens (early-buyer count) that so far cut over half the bets while keeping every winner. Until then this page reports measurements, not tips.