Meme-coin lottery — forward testPAPER ONLY

Strategy under test: many small bets, paid for by the rare monster. A win rate as low as 1% is fine — at $2.25 a bet, one true 1000x ($2.1M market cap from a ~$2.1k launch) returns roughly $1,900 before depth caps and carries ~859 losers on its back. Stakes: pump $2, every other venue $5; every entry pays constant-product impact against its entry pool. Everything below is measured through that lens: keep the future monsters in the net, cut everything else. No real money. Built 2026-07-27 12:37 UTC.
mint firehose: ok · 15s ago price marks: ok · -5s ago holder snapshots: ok · -6s ago ·

Collection — 2.2 days of continuous capture

mints tracked
74,098
42,822 in 24h
graduations
2,823
1,585 in 24h

Race totals — today (UTC)

MONSTER-HOLD
-40.9%
$194 in · portfolio $114 · 86 bets
pump −$79
DAY-1H TOP PICKS
+1.4%
$238 in → $241 out · 45 bets
dyorswap-robinhood −$2 · pumpswap +$3 · uniswap-v3-robinhood +$9 · uniswap-v4-robinhood −$7
1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood
+33.3%
$26 in → $35 out · 5 bets
uniswap-v3-robinhood +$9
1H-pumpswap
+1.7%
$185 in → $188 out · 35 bets
pumpswap +$3
1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood
-32.7%
$21 in → $14 out · 4 bets
uniswap-v4-robinhood −$7
1H-dyorswap-robinhood
-30.3%
$5 in → $4 out · 1 bets
dyorswap-robinhood −$2
1H-orca
-8.1%
$16 in → $15 out · 3 bets
orca −$1

Race totals — cumulative per book

MONSTER-HOLD
-72.7%
$1,591 in · portfolio $434 · 706 bets
DAY-1H TOP PICKS
+1.4%
$238 in → $241 out · 45 bets
1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood
+8.4%
$158 in → $172 out · 30 bets
1H-pumpswap
+20.4%
$343 in → $413 out · 65 bets
1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood
-5.0%
$100 in → $95 out · 19 bets
1H-dyorswap-robinhood
+125.7%
$26 in → $60 out · 5 bets
1H-orca
-8.2%
$53 in → $48 out · 10 bets

Entry drift — could we fill at our quoted entries?

graduation entries measured
8,678
median next-quote drift
+0.0%
p25 +0.0% · p75 +0.0%
moved >10% against us
17%
median quote gap 1175s
Drift between our entry quote and the next quote — the realistic band a ~1-minute-latency fill lands in. Price impact at $2 size is negligible (~0.003% into a $60k pool); timing volatility is the whole story. We hold rather than snipe, so entry drift mostly shifts the base, not the thesis.

Race totals — by mint source

sourceMONSTER-HOLDDAY-1H TOP PICKS1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood1H-pumpswap1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood1H-dyorswap-robinhood1H-orca
dyorswap-robinhood-30% ($-2)+126% ($33)
orca-8% ($-4)
pump-73% ($-1,157)
pumpswap+2% ($3)+20% ($70)
uniswap-v3-robinhood+33% ($9)+8% ($13)
uniswap-v4-robinhood-33% ($-7)-5% ($-5)
Each cell: ROI (net $) for that book's tranches on coins from that source. Anonymous pool births (the GeckoTerminal catcher) are listed by their birth AMM — fluxbeam, pumpswap, uniswap-*, orca — where 'pumpswap' means births the WS mint stream missed, distinct from the 'pump' venue.
Fluxbeam cut 2026-07-27 — honeypot. Jupiter round-trip test on live "deep" pools: buy $25 → sell back $0.00 (sell impact 99.99%; one-way token-2022 valves). Prices printed, exits did not exist — its "+29–84%" was unrealizable. The pilot retargeted to pumpswap-birth graduations, which round-trip at ~−0.7% (verified). Sellability is now checked pre-trade on every live buy.

Strategy race — two books, same store, settled identically

MONSTER-HOLD — pump graduations, $2 lottery tickets; never sold — depth-capped mark-to-market
-72.7%
706 bets · $1,591 deployed · $434 portfolio value · 154 big winners · top-1 19%
session (UTC)betsinvalueROI
07-25 EU71$160$4-97.5%
pump −$156 (71b)
07-25 US152$342$28-91.9%
pump −$315 (152b)
07-25 ASIA112$252$10-96.0%
pump −$242 (112b)
07-26 EU106$239$20-91.7%
pump −$219 (106b)
07-26 US99$223$121-45.6%
pump −$102 (99b)
07-26 ASIA80$180$137-24.2%
pump −$44 (80b)
07-27 EU86$194$114-40.9%
pump −$79 (86b)
total706$1,591$434-72.7%
DAY-1H TOP PICKS — yesterday's profitable sources only; EU all venues, US robinhood-only; sell everything 1h after entry — the basket book
+1.4%
45 bets · $238 deployed · $241 back · 4 big winners · top-1 6%
session (UTC)betsinoutROI
07-27 EU45$238$241+1.4%
dyorswap-robinhood −$2 (1b) · pumpswap +$3 (35b) · uniswap-v3-robinhood +$9 (5b) · uniswap-v4-robinhood −$7 (4b)
total45$238$241+1.4%
1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood — uniswap-v3-robinhood births; sell at 1h
+8.4%
30 bets · $158 deployed · $172 back · 4 big winners · top-1 19%
session (UTC)betsinoutROI
07-26 EU8$42$39-8.0%
uniswap-v3-robinhood −$3 (8b)
07-26 US17$90$98+8.9%
uniswap-v3-robinhood +$8 (17b)
07-27 EU5$26$35+33.3%
uniswap-v3-robinhood +$9 (5b)
total30$158$172+8.4%
1H-pumpswap — pumpswap births; sell at 1h
+20.4%
65 bets · $343 deployed · $413 back · 16 big winners · top-1 14%
session (UTC)betsinoutROI
07-26 EU30$158$225+42.2%
pumpswap +$67 (30b)
07-27 EU35$185$188+1.7%
pumpswap +$3 (35b)
total65$343$413+20.4%
1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood — uniswap-v4-robinhood births; sell at 1h
-5.0%
19 bets · $100 deployed · $95 back · 4 big winners · top-1 10%
session (UTC)betsinoutROI
07-26 EU6$32$34+7.8%
uniswap-v4-robinhood +$2 (6b)
07-26 US9$48$47-1.1%
uniswap-v4-robinhood −$1 (9b)
07-27 EU4$21$14-32.7%
uniswap-v4-robinhood −$7 (4b)
total19$100$95-5.0%
1H-dyorswap-robinhood — dyorswap-robinhood births; sell at 1h
+125.7%
5 bets · $26 deployed · $60 back · 1 big winners · top-1 72%
session (UTC)betsinoutROI
07-26 US4$21$56+164.7%
dyorswap-robinhood +$35 (4b)
07-27 EU1$5$4-30.3%
dyorswap-robinhood −$2 (1b)
total5$26$60+125.7%
1H-orca — orca births; sell at 1h
-8.2%
10 bets · $53 deployed · $48 back · 0 big winners · top-1 10%
session (UTC)betsinoutROI
07-26 EU7$37$34-8.2%
orca −$3 (7b)
07-27 EU3$16$15-8.1%
orca −$1 (3b)
total10$53$48-8.2%
MONSTER-HOLD, the DAY-1H TOP PICKS basket (each day trades only the sources whose 1H book was profitable the PREVIOUS UTC day — no history, no bet), and one tracking box per non-pump birth source (auto-enrolled at 20+ graduations, ≥5 gate-passing bets) running the sell-at-1h rule. Session policy: EU (06–14 UTC) trades every venue; US (14–22) trades robinhood rails only — the Solana sources lose in US hours (pumpswap −20%) while robinhood held up; ASIA (22–06) trades nowhere. Every excluded combination keeps being logged and graded nightly as a "benched cell", so a policy exclusion can be reversed on evidence. MONSTER-HOLD: $2 lottery tickets on every pump.fun graduation with ≥$5k of sane pool depth, never sold — open positions valued at the depth-capped last quote, drained pools and rugs at zero. The tail thesis in its purest form: monsters take 19–140 days, so this box is judged in weeks. The DAY exit research (timed sells, targets, per-source books) lives in exits.py and can rejoin the race any time. The grey sub-line under each 4h block splits net by mint source.

Filter scoreboard — measured over the traded universe only (1,068 qualifying graduations)

filterdecidesbetsrug% wins keptkeepbets/winbestEV
replies_gt3thinat_10m30.0%10%31x$0.717
relaunch_of_winat_mint2360.0%7437%315x$0.414
green5at_5m1500.0%4724%339x$1.375
uri_recycledat_mint2580.0%7638%315x$0.454
grind_24hthinat_24h2433.3%65%45,867x$0.415
cr_true_firstat_mint4700.0%11457%4121x$1.141
grad_firstat_migration4700.0%11457%472x$0.605
cr_prior_ath100kat_mint1100.0%2512%4106x$2.195
vol5_gt1kat_5m84612.6%18894%4216x$1.292
buy_pressure5at_5m52110.6%11055%532x$0.713
dev_share_lt2at_mint77819.2%15778%5216x$0.934
dev_share_lt5at_mint81818.2%16382%5216x$1.037
buyers5_gt10at_5m97614.4%19497%5216x$1.303
grad_confirm5at_mig599315.0%19798%5106x$0.843
baselineat_mint1,06814.0%200100%5216x$1.503
A filter earns its place by cutting bets faster than it cuts winners — "keep" is the share of the cohort's 200 big winners it retained; a filter that boosts EV but drops the monsters is a trap. Green EV clears the cost line ($2.25 at the $2 reference stake — race stakes differ per venue). ORACLE = needs future knowledge, ceiling only. ONE-TOKEN = result rides on a single coin.

Research loop — nightly re-grade of every exit and signal

2026-07-27: TIME-1h(EU+US) +6.4% n=186 | MONSTER -71.6% | winners 341 rugs 936 | Δ1h -9.1pp vs 2026-07-27
2026-07-27: TIME-1h(EU+US) +15.5% n=289 | MONSTER -71.6% | winners 341 rugs 935 | Δ1h -23.4pp vs 2026-07-27 | BENCHED-GREEN fluxbeam|US +21% n=30
2026-07-27: TIME-1h(EU+US) +38.9% n=261 | MONSTER -71.5% | winners 321 rugs 840

Live pilot — real fills vs paper (fluxbeam 1H)

Ledger armed, no fills yet. The execution bot records every real fill via ledger.py record; live fill drift vs paper marks appears here from the first buy.

Winners study — what the $200k+ class looked like at launch

winners crawled
425
crawl 50h old
first-ever launches
86%
rotation-blind — see note
graduated
55%
median mint→ATH
6d
48% took >7 days
ATH tiernmedian days to ATHfirst-launch creators
$200k–1M10519d75%
$1M–10M9870d83%
>$10M73140d79%
One-shot crawl of pump.fun's listing, survivor-biased by design (listed by CURRENT mcap, so collapsed winners are invisible). ATHs are pump-tracker prints with no realizability leg — wash-printable, and one confirmed $60M farm print is in the set. "First-launch" cannot see wallet rotation (URI-lineage lower bound: 2 of 365 rotated). The duration findings are robust to both: monsters grind for weeks, they do not spike.

Staged entries — pyramid tickets into coins that keep proving themselves

planbetsdeployedreturnedROIwinners held
Instead of one ticket at mint, tickets are added as a coin passes survival gates: graduation, then still-grinding a day later (≥$60k, within 50% of its high, live quote), then again at day 3. Winners grind for weeks — persistence is the signal. Gate tranches activate once coins age past each gate; each tranche settles at its own entry price.

Predictions

None yet — deliberately.
Predictions start publishing here when a strategy clears its cost line over a multi-week window with a sample no single coin dominates. Status after the 2026-07-26/27 audits: no filter currently clears cost on the honest scoreboard (the early "graduation entry clears cost" reading was clone-farm wash-print inflation, since guarded away). The live candidates being measured instead: the MONSTER lottery (needs weeks by construction) and the fluxbeam 1-hour pop from the exit grid (+69% on 134 bets, one regime — an execution-truth pilot is planned, not a tip). This page reports measurements, not tips.