Strategy under test: many small bets, paid for by the rare monster.
A win rate as low as 1% is fine — at $2.25 a bet, one true 1000x
($2.1M market cap from a ~$2.1k launch) returns roughly
$1,900 before depth caps and carries ~859
losers on its back. Stakes: pump $2, every other venue $5; every entry pays constant-product
impact against its entry pool. Everything below is measured through that lens:
keep the future monsters in the net, cut everything else.
No real money. Built 2026-07-27 10:40 UTC.
mint firehose: ok · 2s agoprice marks: ok · 0s agoholder snapshots: ok · 1s ago·
Collection — 2.1 days of continuous capture
mints tracked
70,649
41,763 in 24h
graduations
2,693
1,533 in 24h
Race totals — today (UTC)
MONSTER-HOLD
-45.3%
$113 in · portfolio $62 · 50 bets pump −$51
DAY-1H TOP PICKS
+5.6%
$169 in → $178 out · 32 bets dyorswap-robinhood −$2 · pumpswap +$4 · uniswap-v3-robinhood +$10 · uniswap-v4-robinhood −$3
1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood
+60.7%
$16 in → $25 out · 3 bets uniswap-v3-robinhood +$10
1H-pumpswap
+3.2%
$132 in → $136 out · 25 bets pumpswap +$4
1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood
-17.9%
$16 in → $13 out · 3 bets uniswap-v4-robinhood −$3
1H-dyorswap-robinhood
-30.3%
$5 in → $4 out · 1 bets dyorswap-robinhood −$2
1H-orca
-7.8%
$16 in → $15 out · 3 bets orca −$1
Race totals — cumulative per book
MONSTER-HOLD
-70.8%
$1,509 in · portfolio $441 · 670 bets
DAY-1H TOP PICKS
+5.6%
$169 in → $178 out · 32 bets
1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood
+9.6%
$148 in → $162 out · 28 bets
1H-pumpswap
+6.5%
$491 in → $523 out · 93 bets
1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood
-0.9%
$95 in → $94 out · 18 bets
1H-dyorswap-robinhood
+125.7%
$26 in → $60 out · 5 bets
1H-orca
-8.1%
$79 in → $73 out · 15 bets
Entry drift — could we fill at our quoted entries?
graduation entries measured
8,243
median next-quote drift
+0.0%
p25 +0.0% · p75 +0.0%
moved >10% against us
16%
median quote gap 1247s
Drift between our entry quote and the next quote — the realistic band a ~1-minute-latency fill lands in. Price impact at $2 size is negligible (~0.003% into a $60k pool); timing volatility is the whole story. We hold rather than snipe, so entry drift mostly shifts the base, not the thesis.
Race totals — by mint source
source
MONSTER-HOLD
DAY-1H TOP PICKS
1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood
1H-pumpswap
1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood
1H-dyorswap-robinhood
1H-orca
dyorswap-robinhood
—
-30% ($-2)
—
—
—
+126% ($33)
—
orca
—
—
—
—
—
—
-8% ($-6)
pump
-71% ($-1,068)
—
—
—
—
—
—
pumpswap
—
+3% ($4)
—
+6% ($32)
—
—
—
uniswap-v3-robinhood
—
+61% ($10)
+10% ($14)
—
—
—
—
uniswap-v4-robinhood
—
-18% ($-3)
—
—
-1% ($-1)
—
—
Each cell: ROI (net $) for that book's tranches on coins
from that source. Anonymous pool births (the GeckoTerminal catcher) are listed by their birth AMM — fluxbeam, pumpswap, uniswap-*, orca — where 'pumpswap' means births the WS mint stream missed, distinct from the 'pump' venue.
Strategy race — two books, same store, settled identically
MONSTER-HOLD — pump graduations, $2 lottery tickets; never sold — depth-capped mark-to-market
-70.8%
670 bets · $1,509 deployed · $441 portfolio value · 147 big winners · top-1 24%
session (UTC)
bets
in
value
ROI
07-25 EU
71
$160
$4
-97.3%
pump −$156 (71b)
07-25 US
152
$342
$30
-91.2%
pump −$312 (152b)
07-25 ASIA
112
$252
$9
-96.5%
pump −$243 (112b)
07-26 EU
106
$239
$20
-91.8%
pump −$219 (106b)
07-26 US
99
$223
$142
-36.2%
pump −$81 (99b)
07-26 ASIA
80
$180
$174
-3.2%
pump −$6 (80b)
07-27 EU
50
$113
$62
-45.3%
pump −$51 (50b)
total
670
$1,509
$441
-70.8%
DAY-1H TOP PICKS — yesterday's profitable sources only, EU+US sessions; sell everything 1h after entry — the basket book
+5.6%
32 bets · $169 deployed · $178 back · 1 big winners · top-1 8%
1H-uniswap-v3-robinhood — uniswap-v3-robinhood births; sell at 1h (EU+US)
+9.6%
28 bets · $148 deployed · $162 back · 4 big winners · top-1 20%
session (UTC)
bets
in
out
ROI
07-26 EU
8
$42
$39
-8.0%
uniswap-v3-robinhood −$3 (8b)
07-26 US
17
$90
$98
+8.9%
uniswap-v3-robinhood +$8 (17b)
07-27 EU
3
$16
$25
+60.7%
uniswap-v3-robinhood +$10 (3b)
total
28
$148
$162
+9.6%
1H-pumpswap — pumpswap births; sell at 1h (EU+US)
+6.5%
93 bets · $491 deployed · $523 back · 21 big winners · top-1 11%
session (UTC)
bets
in
out
ROI
07-26 EU
30
$158
$225
+42.2%
pumpswap +$67 (30b)
07-26 US
38
$201
$161
-19.7%
pumpswap −$39 (38b)
07-27 EU
25
$132
$136
+3.2%
pumpswap +$4 (25b)
total
93
$491
$523
+6.5%
1H-uniswap-v4-robinhood — uniswap-v4-robinhood births; sell at 1h (EU+US)
-0.9%
18 bets · $95 deployed · $94 back · 4 big winners · top-1 10%
session (UTC)
bets
in
out
ROI
07-26 EU
6
$32
$34
+7.8%
uniswap-v4-robinhood +$2 (6b)
07-26 US
9
$48
$47
-1.1%
uniswap-v4-robinhood −$1 (9b)
07-27 EU
3
$16
$13
-17.9%
uniswap-v4-robinhood −$3 (3b)
total
18
$95
$94
-0.9%
1H-dyorswap-robinhood — dyorswap-robinhood births; sell at 1h (EU+US)
+125.7%
5 bets · $26 deployed · $60 back · 1 big winners · top-1 72%
session (UTC)
bets
in
out
ROI
07-26 US
4
$21
$56
+164.7%
dyorswap-robinhood +$35 (4b)
07-27 EU
1
$5
$4
-30.3%
dyorswap-robinhood −$2 (1b)
total
5
$26
$60
+125.7%
1H-orca — orca births; sell at 1h (EU+US)
-8.1%
15 bets · $79 deployed · $73 back · 0 big winners · top-1 7%
session (UTC)
bets
in
out
ROI
07-26 EU
7
$37
$34
-8.2%
orca −$3 (7b)
07-26 US
5
$26
$24
-8.1%
orca −$2 (5b)
07-27 EU
3
$16
$15
-7.8%
orca −$1 (3b)
total
15
$79
$73
-8.1%
MONSTER-HOLD, the DAY-1H TOP PICKS basket (each day trades only the sources whose 1H book was profitable the PREVIOUS UTC day — no history, no bet), and one tracking box per non-pump birth source (auto-enrolled at 20+ graduations, ≥5 gate-passing bets) running the sell-at-1h rule. Daytrading books trade EU+US sessions only; ASIA (22–06 UTC) is logged but not paper-traded. MONSTER-HOLD: $2 lottery tickets on every pump.fun graduation with ≥$5k of sane pool depth, never sold — open positions valued at the depth-capped last quote, drained pools and rugs at zero. The tail thesis in its purest form: monsters take 19–140 days, so this box is judged in weeks. The DAY exit research (timed sells, targets, per-source books) lives in exits.py and can rejoin the race any time. The grey sub-line under each 4h block splits net by mint source.
Filter scoreboard — measured over the traded universe only (1,005 qualifying graduations)
filter
decides
bets
rug%
wins kept
keep
bets/win
best
EV
replies_gt3thin
at_10m
3
0.0%
1
1%
3
1x
$0.717
grind_24hthin
at_24h
18
33.3%
6
5%
3
3x
$0.421
green5
at_5m
147
0.0%
47
25%
3
39x
$1.376
relaunch_of_win
at_mint
228
0.0%
71
37%
3
15x
$0.437
uri_recycled
at_mint
250
0.0%
73
38%
3
15x
$0.484
cr_true_first
at_mint
466
0.0%
113
59%
4
121x
$1.106
grad_first
at_migration
466
0.0%
113
59%
4
72x
$0.593
cr_prior_ath100k
at_mint
106
0.0%
24
13%
4
106x
$2.230
vol5_gt1k
at_5m
798
12.0%
178
94%
4
216x
$1.318
buy_pressure5
at_5m
493
10.1%
106
56%
5
32x
$0.723
dev_share_lt2
at_mint
733
18.4%
150
79%
5
216x
$0.953
dev_share_lt5
at_mint
773
17.5%
156
82%
5
216x
$1.030
buyers5_gt10
at_5m
918
13.8%
184
97%
5
216x
$1.329
grad_confirm5
at_mig5
937
14.4%
187
98%
5
106x
$0.836
baseline
at_mint
1,005
13.4%
190
100%
5
216x
$1.510
A filter earns its place by cutting bets faster than it cuts
winners — "keep" is the share of the cohort's 190 big winners it retained; a filter that
boosts EV but drops the monsters is a trap. Green EV clears the cost line ($2.25 at the $2 reference stake — race stakes differ per venue).
ORACLE = needs future knowledge, ceiling only. ONE-TOKEN = result rides on a single coin.
Research loop — nightly re-grade of every exit and signal
Ledger armed, no fills yet. The execution bot records every real fill via ledger.py record; live fill drift vs paper marks appears here from the first buy.
Winners study — what the $200k+ class looked like at launch
winners crawled
425
crawl 48h old
first-ever launches
86%
rotation-blind — see note
graduated
55%
median mint→ATH
6d
48% took >7 days
ATH tier
n
median days to ATH
first-launch creators
$200k–1M
105
19d
75%
$1M–10M
98
70d
83%
>$10M
73
140d
79%
One-shot crawl of pump.fun's listing, survivor-biased by
design (listed by CURRENT mcap, so collapsed winners are invisible). ATHs are pump-tracker prints
with no realizability leg — wash-printable, and one confirmed $60M farm print is in the set.
"First-launch" cannot see wallet rotation (URI-lineage lower bound: 2 of 365 rotated).
The duration findings are robust to both: monsters grind for weeks, they do not spike.
Staged entries — pyramid tickets into coins that keep proving themselves
plan
bets
deployed
returned
ROI
winners held
Instead of one ticket at mint, tickets are added as a coin
passes survival gates: graduation, then still-grinding a day later (≥$60k, within 50% of its high,
live quote), then again at day 3. Winners grind for weeks — persistence is the signal. Gate tranches
activate once coins age past each gate; each tranche settles at its own entry price.
Predictions
None yet — deliberately.
Predictions start publishing here when a strategy clears
its cost line over a multi-week window with a sample no single coin dominates. Status after the
2026-07-26/27 audits: no filter currently clears cost on the honest scoreboard (the early
"graduation entry clears cost" reading was clone-farm wash-print inflation, since guarded away).
The live candidates being measured instead: the MONSTER lottery (needs weeks by construction) and
the fluxbeam 1-hour pop from the exit grid (+69% on 134 bets, one regime — an execution-truth
pilot is planned, not a tip). This page reports measurements, not tips.