Meme-coin lottery — forward testPAPER ONLY

Strategy under test: many tiny bets, paid for by the rare monster. A win rate as low as 1% is fine — at $2.21 a bet, one true 1000x ($2.1M market cap from a ~$2.1k launch) returns roughly $1,900 and carries ~860 losers on its back. Everything below is measured through that lens: keep the future monsters in the net, cut everything else. No real money. Updated 2026-07-25 15:38 UTC · auto-refreshes every 5 min.
mint firehose: ok · 11s ago price marks: ok · 9s ago holder snapshots: ok · 9s ago

Collection — 7.6 hours of continuous capture

mints tracked
7,104
7,104 in 24h
priced (paper entries)
6,213
price marks
144,409
graduations
259
259 in 24h
holder snapshots
4,472
1–9 min after mint
creator résumés
1,377
witnessed rugs
13
≥$30k → drained = $0 return
blacklisted wallets
66
grows only, never forgives

Economics — does the tail pay for the body?

cost per $2 bet
$2.21
stake + 1% fee + priority + rent
big winners in cohort
62
true ATH ≥ $210k (~100x)
bets per big win
100
unfiltered — the number filters must shrink
basket EV per bet
$0.187
sell-at-30%-of-peak, rugs = $0
edge
-91.5%
must reach 0% to go live
breakeven 1000x rate
1 in ~860
what the math demands
best multiple seen
4,353x
true ATH vs paper entry
SOL
$74

Peak multiples — 6,214 priced launches (true ATHs)

≥1x
5,150 · 82.88%
≥2x
1,335 · 21.48%
≥5x
441 · 7.10%
≥10x
224 · 3.60%
≥100x
30 · 0.48%
≥1000x
3 · 0.05%

Filter scoreboard — ranked by bets per kept big winner

filterdecidesbetsrug% wins keptkeepbets/winbestEV
relaunch_of_winONE-TOKENthinat_mint240.0%2134%115x$0.648
grad_firstthinat_migration470.0%2439%215x$0.887
grad_fast30at_migration1921.6%6097%3645x$3.022
grad_entryat_migration2221.4%6198%4645x$2.763
grad_oracleORACLEORACLE2241.3%6198%4205x$1.692
uri_recycledat_mint1290.0%2439%515x$0.271
grad_proventhinat_migration663.0%711%9177x$1.662
buy_pressure5at_5m6300.0%4877%1317x$0.153
green5at_5m7470.3%5182%1580x$0.419
cr_true_firstat_mint5830.5%2439%2435x$0.258
holders_top10_gt50at_10m5581.1%2235%25127x$0.194
grad_slowthinat_migration300.0%12%3011x$1.104
creator_freshat_mint1,8720.2%5690%3335x$0.196
vol5_gt1kat_5m1,8770.4%5487%35127x$0.271
baselineat_mint6,2140.2%62100%100205x$0.187
A filter earns its place by cutting bets faster than it cuts winners — "keep" is the share of the cohort's 62 big winners it retained; a filter that boosts EV but drops the monsters is a trap. Green EV clears the cost line ($2.21). ORACLE = needs future knowledge, ceiling only. ONE-TOKEN = result rides on a single coin.

Strategy race — two books, same store, settled identically

MONSTER — grad + grind tranches; exit -50% trailing stop
+125.5%
196 bets · $433 deployed · $976 back · 60 big winners · top-1 57%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25196$433$976+125.5%
MONSTER-T25 — same book; tighter exit: -25% trailing stop
+24.2%
196 bets · $433 deployed · $538 back · 60 big winners · top-1 41%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25196$433$538+24.2%
HOURLY-HH — +$2 every hour a new high prints; exit -50% trailing stop
+76.4%
322 bets · $711 deployed · $1,255 back · 60 big winners · top-1 44%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25322$711$1,255+76.4%
MONSTER: $2 at graduation, +$2 at +24h/+72h only on higher highs; ruggers and serial-dud creators cut; exit −50% trailing stop, filled at the breaching quote. MONSTER-T25: same book, −25% stop. HOURLY-HH: +$2 every hour that prints a new high (max 48 adds), −50% stop. Open tranches mark to the last quote; daily rows accrue.

Staged entries — pyramid tickets into coins that keep proving themselves

planbetsdeployedreturnedROIwinners held
mint only6,214$13,722$1,163-91.5%62
graduation only222$490$613+25.1%61
grad + grind@24h222$490$613+25.1%61
grad + grind@24h+@72h222$490$613+25.1%61
Instead of one ticket at mint, tickets are added as a coin passes survival gates: graduation, then still-grinding a day later (≥$60k, within 50% of its high, live quote), then again at day 3. Winners grind for weeks — persistence is the signal. Gate tranches activate once coins age past each gate; each tranche settles at its own entry price.

Predictions

None yet — deliberately.
Predictions start publishing here when a filter stack clears the cost line over a multi-week window with a sample no single coin dominates. Current best honest candidate: buy at graduation — keeps ~93% of big winners in ~3% of the bets and sits above cost — with cheap pre-screens (early-buyer count) that so far cut over half the bets while keeping every winner. Until then this page reports measurements, not tips.