Meme-coin lottery — forward testPAPER ONLY

Strategy under test: many tiny bets, paid for by the rare monster. A win rate as low as 1% is fine — at $2.21 a bet, one true 1000x ($2.1M market cap from a ~$2.1k launch) returns roughly $1,900 and carries ~860 losers on its back. Everything below is measured through that lens: keep the future monsters in the net, cut everything else. No real money. Updated 2026-07-26 01:30 UTC · auto-refreshes every 5 min.
mint firehose: ok · 0s ago price marks: ok · 1s ago holder snapshots: ok · 1s ago

Collection — 17.5 hours of continuous capture

mints tracked
19,578
19,578 in 24h
priced (paper entries)
16,554
price marks
478,182
graduations
794
794 in 24h
holder snapshots
16,984
1–9 min after mint
creator résumés
3,777
witnessed rugs
40
≥$30k → drained = $0 return
blacklisted wallets
177
grows only, never forgives

Economics — does the tail pay for the body?

cost per $2 bet
$2.21
stake + 1% fee + priority + rent
big winners in cohort
153
true ATH ≥ $210k (~100x)
bets per big win
108
unfiltered — the number filters must shrink
basket EV per bet
$0.142
sell-at-30%-of-peak, rugs = $0
edge
-93.6%
must reach 0% to go live
breakeven 1000x rate
1 in ~860
what the math demands
best multiple seen
42,085x
true ATH vs paper entry
SOL
$74

Peak multiples — 16,554 priced launches (true ATHs)

≥1x
13,599 · 82.15%
≥2x
4,960 · 29.96%
≥5x
2,291 · 13.84%
≥10x
1,450 · 8.76%
≥100x
426 · 2.57%
≥1000x
122 · 0.74%

Filter scoreboard — ranked by bets per kept big winner

filterdecidesbetsrug% wins keptkeepbets/winbestEV
relaunch_of_winat_mint1080.9%8254%115x$0.437
grad_firstat_migration1660.0%9260%2282x$4.271
grad_fast30at_migration4781.3%15098%320,302x$4.914
grad_oracleORACLEORACLE5581.1%15299%45,867x$1.893
grad_entryat_migration5561.1%15199%420,302x$4.509
uri_recycledat_mint5360.0%8556%615x$0.139
green5at_5m1,1250.2%9562%1280x$0.532
grad_provenat_migration1791.7%1510%121,216x$3.477
buy_pressure5at_5m1,4110.0%11475%1232x$0.205
cr_true_firstat_mint2,0870.2%9361%22121x$0.257
vol5_gt1kat_5m3,9950.7%14293%2827,894x$0.401
holders_top10_gt50at_10m2,1251.1%7247%3020,302x$0.229
creator_freshat_mint4,8060.2%13991%354,053x$0.199
buyers5_gt10at_5m5,1800.7%14997%3541,069x$0.428
baselineat_mint16,5540.2%153100%1085,867x$0.142
A filter earns its place by cutting bets faster than it cuts winners — "keep" is the share of the cohort's 153 big winners it retained; a filter that boosts EV but drops the monsters is a trap. Green EV clears the cost line ($2.21). ORACLE = needs future knowledge, ceiling only. ONE-TOKEN = result rides on a single coin.

Strategy race — two books, same store, settled identically

MONSTER — grad + grind tranches; exit -50% trailing stop
+598.4%
471 bets · $1,040 deployed · $7,263 back · 149 big winners · top-1 80%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25429$947$7,191+659.1%
2026-07-2642$1,040$7,263+598.4%
MONSTER-T25 — same book; tighter exit: -25% trailing stop
+709.4%
471 bets · $1,040 deployed · $8,418 back · 149 big winners · top-1 89%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25429$947$8,347+781.1%
2026-07-2642$1,040$8,418+709.4%
HOURLY-HH — +$2 every hour a new high prints; exit -50% trailing stop
+297.3%
906 bets · $2,001 deployed · $7,949 back · 149 big winners · top-1 74%
daybetscum incum outROI
2026-07-25834$1,842$7,824+324.8%
2026-07-2672$2,001$7,949+297.3%
MONSTER: $2 at graduation, +$2 at +24h/+72h only on higher highs; ruggers and serial-dud creators cut; exit −50% trailing stop, filled at the breaching quote. MONSTER-T25: same book, −25% stop. HOURLY-HH: +$2 every hour that prints a new high (max 48 adds), −50% stop. Open tranches mark to the last quote; daily rows accrue.

Staged entries — pyramid tickets into coins that keep proving themselves

planbetsdeployedreturnedROIwinners held
mint only16,554$36,554$2,349-93.6%153
graduation only556$1,228$2,507+104.2%151
grad + grind@24h556$1,228$2,507+104.2%151
grad + grind@24h+@72h556$1,228$2,507+104.2%151
Instead of one ticket at mint, tickets are added as a coin passes survival gates: graduation, then still-grinding a day later (≥$60k, within 50% of its high, live quote), then again at day 3. Winners grind for weeks — persistence is the signal. Gate tranches activate once coins age past each gate; each tranche settles at its own entry price.

Predictions

None yet — deliberately.
Predictions start publishing here when a filter stack clears the cost line over a multi-week window with a sample no single coin dominates. Current best honest candidate: buy at graduation — keeps ~93% of big winners in ~3% of the bets and sits above cost — with cheap pre-screens (early-buyer count) that so far cut over half the bets while keeping every winner. Until then this page reports measurements, not tips.