Meme-coin lottery — forward testPAPER ONLY

Strategy under test: many tiny bets, paid for by the rare monster. A win rate as low as 1% is fine — at $2.21 a bet, one true 1000x ($2.1M market cap from a ~$2.1k launch) returns roughly $1,900 and carries ~860 losers on its back. Everything below is measured through that lens: keep the future monsters in the net, cut everything else. No real money. Updated 2026-07-25 13:15 UTC · auto-refreshes every 5 min.
mint firehose: ok · 1s ago price marks: ok · 1s ago holder snapshots: ok · 1s ago

Collection — 5.2 hours of continuous capture

mints tracked
4,419
4,419 in 24h
priced (paper entries)
3,932
price marks
89,273
graduations
151
151 in 24h
holder snapshots
1,855
1–9 min after mint
creator résumés
777
witnessed rugs
6
≥$30k → drained = $0 return
blacklisted wallets
15
grows only, never forgives

Economics — does the tail pay for the body?

cost per $2 bet
$2.21
stake + 1% fee + priority + rent
big winners in cohort
21
true ATH ≥ $210k (~100x)
bets per big win
187
unfiltered — the number filters must shrink
basket EV per bet
$0.201
sell-at-30%-of-peak, rugs = $0
edge
-90.9%
must reach 0% to go live
breakeven 1000x rate
1 in ~860
what the math demands
best multiple seen
199x
true ATH vs paper entry
SOL
$74

Peak multiples — 3,932 priced launches (true ATHs)

≥1x
3,378 · 85.91%
≥2x
618 · 15.72%
≥5x
170 · 4.32%
≥10x
68 · 1.73%
≥100x
1 · 0.03%
≥1000x
0 · 0.00%

Filter scoreboard — ranked by bets per kept big winner

filterdecidesbetsrug% wins keptkeepbets/winbestEV
grad_firstthinat_migration140.0%419%45x$1.015
grad_entryat_migration1270.8%2095%6647x$2.635
grad_oracleORACLEORACLE1270.8%2095%679x$1.459
uri_recycledthinat_mint890.0%1257%75x$0.222
grad_proventhinat_migration372.7%210%18177x$1.736
buy_pressure5at_5m4150.0%1886%2317x$0.123
holders_top10_gt50at_10m2520.4%1048%2557x$0.395
green5at_5m5260.2%1886%2919x$0.264
cr_true_firstat_mint2260.4%419%5613x$0.259
creator_freshat_mint1,2240.0%1886%6824x$0.192
vol5_gt1kat_5m1,2540.4%1886%70109x$0.234
buyers5_gt10at_5m1,6150.4%21100%771,242x$0.372
dev_share_lt2at_mint2,1830.2%1781%12888x$0.218
dev_share_gt10at_mint4230.0%314%14166x$0.334
baselineat_mint3,9320.2%21100%18788x$0.201
A filter earns its place by cutting bets faster than it cuts winners — "keep" is the share of the cohort's 21 big winners it retained; a filter that boosts EV but drops the monsters is a trap. Green EV clears the cost line ($2.21). ORACLE = needs future knowledge, ceiling only. ONE-TOKEN = result rides on a single coin.

Staged entries — pyramid tickets into coins that keep proving themselves

planbetsdeployedreturnedROIwinners held
mint only3,932$8,682$790-90.9%21
graduation only127$280$335+19.3%20
grad + grind@24h127$280$335+19.3%20
grad + grind@24h+@72h127$280$335+19.3%20
Instead of one ticket at mint, tickets are added as a coin passes survival gates: graduation, then still-grinding a day later (≥$60k, within 50% of its high, live quote), then again at day 3. Winners grind for weeks — persistence is the signal. Gate tranches activate once coins age past each gate; each tranche settles at its own entry price.

The winners — 276 coins whose ATH cleared $200k (79% were their creator's first launch)

all-time high reachedcoinscontinuation
$200k (~95x)276
$1M (~475x)17162% of prior rung
$2.1M — 1000x13177% of prior rung
$10M7356% of prior rung
$21M — 10,000x5068% of prior rung
$210M — 100,000x48% of prior rung
From pump.fun's own listing, coins up to 2+ years old. Survivor-biased: coins that collapsed before the crawl are invisible. Median time from mint to ATH: 19 days ($200k–1M) → 140 days (>$10M) — the big ones grind, they don't spike.

Predictions

None yet — deliberately.
Predictions start publishing here when a filter stack clears the cost line over a multi-week window with a sample no single coin dominates. Current best honest candidate: buy at graduation — keeps ~93% of big winners in ~3% of the bets and sits above cost — with cheap pre-screens (early-buyer count) that so far cut over half the bets while keeping every winner. Until then this page reports measurements, not tips.